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Hello. this is my blog. I hope you'll enjoy it. maybe you will but maybe you won't. you don't have to, i mean it's your choice right?. P.S. Im just saying but kitkat is the best.

envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

dulect:

realising that you forgot homework that you spent so much time on at home

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teamshercock:

cactusaenigma:

andrunn:

sassy-tractor:

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took me a minute

Ahh yes…
Wii
Smith
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Smith
Stone
Point

what a classic.

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so